I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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