David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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