No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
