so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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