I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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