I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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