he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Randomize
