Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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