How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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