WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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