Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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