The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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