Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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