I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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