So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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