So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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