called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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