I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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