Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Help. Why am I so naked?
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