Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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