I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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