And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
His nipple licking is glorious
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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