I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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