Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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