Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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