I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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