You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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