His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Couch. On fire.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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