I could have mohawked her pubes.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
