he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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