i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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