I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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