he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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