You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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