Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
