that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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