I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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