you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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