God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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