when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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