My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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