I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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