why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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