The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We need to get me chipped asap
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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