Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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