glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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