I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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