I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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