I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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