Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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